Rajpat (the father): Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...OK"
Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter..."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!"
Rajpat" "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...OK"
Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president..."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...OK"
And that is how Indians do business..............
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